Old Test. Pinguism

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Chapter 1

Many years ago, many more than we can possibly imagine, all that is around us was first created. How or why is none of our concern. All that is worthy of concern at this very moment is the mystical journey of one little avian messenger.

His name is Pingu.

On the day that he was created, a voice rang out from the darkness, and proclaimed him to be "damn good."

Take a moment's rest.

If you would like to know what happens next, turn to page 2.

If you think this is dumb, you can fuck off and count on a curse coming from Washington D.C.

Thank you.

Friday, September 29, 2006

Wild Women

"The state of matrimony is a dangerous disease: far better to take to drink in my opinion."
~Madame de Sevigne

Fortunes

"Faith is a law."

"You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time."

"You will soon achieve perfection."

"Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life."

"What said today does not always come true tomorrow."

"Without education you could not read this."

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Poems for Inclusion

"Broken"~Haikus
"Second-Rate"~Haikus
"Intoxicated"~Haikus
"Pingu"~Haikus
4 Anne Taintors~Haikus
"Him"~Haikus
"Swan"~Haikus
"Gray Haired Woman"~Haikus
"Bridge of Sighs"~Haikus
"Strong Woman Trapped in a Tragedy Play"~Haikus
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"puppet theatre"~Jones

PSALMS (ideas)

some songs listed will need to be trimmed down in length.

Allister: Racecars
Meg Lee Chin: Nutopia
NOFX: Franco Un-American
Green Day: Jesus of Suburbia
Green Day: Minority
Sprung Monkey: Unexpected
John Lennon: Imagine
Sprung Monkey: What's That You Say?
Dropkick Murphys: The Gauntlet
Barenaked Ladies: Alcohol
Barenaked Ladies: Who Needs Sleep?
Cake: Comfort Eagle
No Doubt: I'm Just a Girl
Once On This Island: Waiting for Life
Pippin: Simple Joys
George Carlin: Why We Don't Need 10 Commandments
(could maybe be the last chapter in "Leviticus"...)
Steve Miller Band: The Joker
The Donnas: Take Me to the Backseat

Re-write Ideas!

Song of Solomon: reread "Carnal Prayer Mat" just before writing.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Jones Proverbs

(we swiped these quotes from actual fortune cookies. send your quotes to us at www.jonessoda.com)

Re-arrange the furniture.

An old friend will try to contact you.

Look up (now)

Luck with your job & money will put you into good humor.

You will be called upon to help a friend in trouble.

Now is the time to depart from your regular routine.

Now is the time to try something new.

Stop smoking.

You are heading in the right direction.

Serious trouble will bypass you.

Lady luck will visit you soon.

You will get the practical help you have been seeking.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Chapter 9 & Around

"So, what is all of this exactly, Pinga? How were we created? What happens when we die exactly? What is life? And...Where the HELL ARE WE?!"

"Unfortunately, because of the sick sense of humor of the 'people holding the pens,' I have to take you somewhere else to discuss such topics. Well, at least she just wants to move us to a more 'appropriate' situation."

"Whatever..." as they were transported by the Almighty Writer.

Chapter 9

...And we find our leading characters staring at the inside walls of a yellow submarine...named the USS Ark...

"Ok, before we get relocated too many times, maybe you should state explaining things to me."

Pinga stretched her arms, preparing for a possibly lengthy discussion. After her shoulders felt good, and she found a place to lay on the ground with her feet up on the wall, she proceeded with her story. "Well, Pingu, right now we are on the USS ARk, headed by Capt. Noah Ishmael. The man has a weird obsession with yellow and feels that the only was he's going to catch some big, damn whale is by filling this sub with 2 of every animal species and believing that the world is entirely covered in water. Sadly enough, we have yet to manage to convinve him that he needs to check into a place like Bellevue." She swung her legs around. "However, I still need to answer the questions you asked earlier. One of my friends says that 'Purgatory is like the lounge of a frat house. They play bad music on all floors, never give you a drink when you want one, and make you dress up as either an angel or a demon.' That's a bunch of bullshit. (Unless you're in Wisconsin.) In reality, everyone, after they die, stands in the lines outside the castle. Each person's heart is weighted against a feather as executed by the jackal-headed being. While waiting inside the castel, generally while they're awaiting 'trial,' people are forced to share a room with two other people and 3 minicouches where they are unable to hide the truths about their lives any longer from themselves, and, if they lived bad lives, are subjected to self-torture. Then when they're called before the scale, they are unable to hid the truth...Seems like someone was a bit sadistic and literarily-enhanced to com up with this, don't you think?" she added aside. "Anyways, after their judgment, you head to hell, after a short orientation in heaven, or you float around silently in the atmosphere, eternally tormented by your own mind. That Italian guy said we needed to form layers based on the degree of guilt...Well, it's going through the courts at current."

She paused to take a sip of water from the glass that had mysteriously appeared by her side. "As for creation," Pinga continued," such a thing simply doesn't exist."

Pingu sat there dumbstruck, staring at her.

Proverbs

Laugh out loud.

Make every moment count.

"All my life I wanted to be somebody. I realize now I should have been more specific."~unknown

"The state of matrimony is a dangerous disease: far better to take drink in my opinion."~Madame De Sevigne

Monday, September 04, 2006

PROVERBS

What is the central theme of the book?

The central theme to the book of Proverbs can be linked to Proverbs 1:7 “The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge; Fools despise wisdom and instruction.” This theme of centrality of the knowledge of God runs through the entirety of the book. The instructions that are given, although they are for everyday circumstances, allude to humankind’s uprightness before God. The thought pattern that the reverence and respect for God in all circumstances brings true knowledge is encouraged in this book through its basic instructions in all situations pertinent to humankind. The book centers on the willingness to learn as important. The book demonstrates these teachings through right and wrong action and how one is to deal with the given situations. The desire of the book was to associate the ideas of the covenant relationship with God to the everyday lives of those who were reading the wisdom literature, as many of the proverbs may have been familiar simply through culture as mentioned earlier. God’s people were brought into the belief that God’s law is something that is part of life and is a duty, and this required obedience. Proverbs calls this kind of obedience the fear of the Lord. This obligation, which is similar to the knowledge of God that they had from the prophetic books, involves reverence, gratitude, and commitment to do the will of God in every circumstance. The main goal of proverbs is to define clearly what it means to be fully devoted to God’s will and seeing his will accomplished in this world.

WORDS OF WISDOM!

Sunday, September 03, 2006

WIKIPEDIA SUMMARIES

GENESIS:
(Greek: Γένεσις, having the meanings of "birth", "creation", "cause", "beginning", "source" and "origin") is the first book...As Jewish tradition considers it to have been written by Moses, it is sometimes also called The First Book of Moses. Fairly common among Abrahamic followers is the belief that the book was Divinely Inspired (written by God through a human), and is therefore Infallible.

EXODUS:

Exodus
is the second book...The Septuagint designates the second book of the Pentateuch as "Exodus" (Greek: Ἔξοδος), meaning "departure" or "out-going". The Latin translation adopted the name, which passed into other languages. As a result of the theme of the first half of the book, the term "an exodus" has come to mean a departure of a great number of people.

The book is generally broken into six sections:

  • The account of the growth of the Israelites into a people, their enslavement in Egypt, and eventual escape (1-12)
  • The journey from Egypt to Mount Sinai (13-18)
  • The formation of a covenant between Yahweh and the people, and its associated laws (19-24)
  • Intricate instructions for the construction of a tabernacle, priestly robes, and other ritual objects (25-31)
  • The episode of the golden calf, and the regiving of the law (32-34)
  • The construction of the tabernacle, priestly robes, and other ritual objects (35-40)

The latter chapters of Genesis describe a great famine which had struck the Promised Land, causing the Israelites to relocate to Egypt. For their kinsman Joseph had risen to a position of great power there; thanks largely to his administrative skills, food in Egypt remained plentiful. Joseph persuades his entire extended family to come live under his protection so that he can support them for the duration of the famine.

LEVITICUS:
Leviticus is the third book...The main points of the book are concerned with legal rules, and priestly ritual. Despite the English title of the work, it is important to note that the book makes a very strong distinction between the priesthood, who are identified as being descended from Aaron, and mere Levites.
After the Christian era began, parts of Leviticus began to be interpreted, by Christians, as prophecy of the coming of their messiah, Jesus. To many Christian readers, Leviticus is not literally about law or regulations for worship, but instead a prophecy prefiguring Jesus, regarding in particular, his crucifixion as a sin offering.

NUMBERS:
Book of Numbers is the fourth of the books...It is so called because it contains a record of the numbering of the people in the wilderness of Sinai (1-4), and of their numbering afterwards on the plain of Moab (26).

This book is of special historical interest as furnishing us with details as to the route of the Israelites in the wilderness and their principal encampments. It may be divided into three parts:

  1. The numbering of the people at Sinai, and preparations for resuming their march (1-10:10). The sixth chapter gives an account of the vow of a Nazirite.
  2. An account of the journey from Sinai to Moab, the sending out of the spies and the report they brought back, and the murmurings (eight times) of the people at the hardships by the way (10:11-21:20).
  3. The transactions in the plain of Moab before crossing the Jordan River (21:21-ch. 36).
DEUTERONOMY:
Deuteronomy is the fifth book...consists chiefly of three discourses said to have been delivered by Moses a short time before his death, given to the Israelites, in the plains of Moab, in the penultimate month of the final year of their wanderings through the wilderness.

The first discourse (1-4) is a historical recollection, recapitulating the chief events of the past forty years in the wilderness, with earnest hortatory exhortations to obedience to the divine ordinances, and warnings against the danger of forsaking the God of their fathers.

The second discourse (5-26) is, in effect, the main body of the whole book, and is composed of two distinct addresses. The first of these (5-11), forms a second introduction, expanding on the Ten Commandments given at Mount Sinai. This other, second, address (12-26) is the Deuteronomic Code, a series of mitzvot (commands), forming extensive laws, admonitions, and injunctions to the Israelites, regarding how they ought to conduct themselves in Canaan, the land they regard to have been promised by Yahweh as their permanent home. For example, Yahweh prohibits wives from making a groin attack on their husband's adversary.

The concluding third discourse (27-30) is hortatory, relating almost wholly to the solemn sanctions of the law, the blessings to the obedient, and the curse that would fall on the rebellious. In this discourse, the Israelites are solemnly adjured to adhere faithfully to the covenant between them and Yahweh, and so secure for themselves, and for their posterity, the promised blessings.

After the final discourse, the text describes Moses preparing himself to die. As the main part of preparation, Moses is described as conditionally renewing the covenant between Yahweh and the Israelites, the condition being the loyalty of the people, and at the same time, Joshua is also appointed by Moses as heir, a leader to lead the people into Canaan.

These addresses to the people are followed by what is generally regarded as three short appendices, namely:

JOSHUA:
The book of Joshua contains a history of the Israelites from the death of Moses to that of Joshua. After Moses' death, Joshua, by virtue of his previous appointment as Moses' successor, receives from God the command to cross the Jordan. In execution of this order Joshua issues the requisite instructions to the stewards of the people for the crossing of the Jordan; and he reminds the Reubenites, Gadites, and the half of Manasseh of their pledge given to Moses to help their brethren.

The book essentially consists of three parts:

  1. The history of the conquest of the land (1-12).
  2. The allotment of the land to the different tribes, with the appointment of cities of refuge, the provision for the Levites (13-22), and the dismissal of the eastern tribes to their homes. This section has been compared to the Domesday Book of the Norman Conquest (though significantly shorter, and not the work of one man; i.e. not comparable in impressiveness).
  3. The farewell addresses of Joshua, with an account of his death (23, 24).
JUDGES:
...it contains the history of Biblical judges (not to be confused with modern judges), and of their times. who helped rule and guide the ancient Israelites.

RUTH:
Interestingly, some scholars suggest that the author is a woman. Two observations point in the direction of a woman author. First, the story centers on the life journey of two women in desperate straits in a male dominated society and appears to be from the viewpoint of a woman. Second, Naomi and Ruth’s ingenuity and assertiveness propels the story line. However, the possibility of a female author is only conjecture, unsupported by any evidence.

SAMUEL(S):

The two books can be essentially broken down into five parts:
  • The period of Yahweh's rejection of Eli, Samuel's birth, and subsequent judgement (1 Samuel 1:1-7:17)
  • The period of the life of Saul prior to meeting David (1 Samuel 8:1-15:35)
  • The period of Saul's interaction with David (1 Samuel 16:1-2 Samuel 1:27)
  • The period of David's reign and the rebellions he suffers (2 Samuel 2:1-20:22)
  • An appendix of material concerning David in no particular order, and out of sequence with the rest of the text (2 Samuel 2:21:1-25)
KING(S):
It contains accounts of the kings of the ancient Kingdom of Israel and the Kingdom of Judah.

CHRONICLES:

The first nine chapters of Book I contain a list of genealogies in the line of Israel down to the time of King David.
The remainder of the first book contains a history of the reign of David.
The first nine chapters of Book II contain the history of the reign of King Solomon.

The remaining chapters of the second book contain the history of the separate Kingdom of Judah to the time of the return from Babylonian exile.

EZRA:
This book is the record of events occurring at the close of the Babylonian captivity.

NEHEMIAH:
It is about: rebuilding the wall of Jerusalem...(1-7)... state of religion in Jews...(8-10)... census...(11-12:1-26) ...dedication of the wall & reforms carried out by Nehemiah...(12:27-13)

ESTHER:
It tells a tale of palace intrigue, attempted genocide and a brave Jewish queen.

JOB:

The Book of Job (איוב) is one of the books of the Hebrew Bible. The name Job or Yob ("Yobe") means Hostility in Hebrew. Job is a didactic poem set in a prose framing device.

The Book of Job has been called the most difficult book of the Bible. The numerous exegeses of the Book of Job are classic attempts to reconcile the co-existence of evil and God... Job appears ambiguously as an invocation to righteousness, as a cynical outlook on the idea of righteousness, and as a response to the problem of evil. Scholars are divided as to what the original intent of the poem was, and a few even suggest it was meant as a satire against more puritanical upholding of religion.

PSALMS:
The Book of Psalms, especially if printed separately and set for singing or chanting, is also called the Psalter...is divided into 150 Psalms, each of which constitutes a religious song or chant...

PROVERBS:
The book of Proverbs is referred to as wisdom literature...

ECCLESIASTES:
The author represents himself as the son of David, and king over Israel in Jerusalem (1:1, 12, 16; 2:7, 9). The work consists of personal or autobiographic matter, largely expressed in aphorisms and maxims illuminated in terse paragraphs with reflections on the meaning of life and the best way of life. The work emphatically proclaims all the actions of man to be inherently "futile" and/or "meaningless," as the lives of both wise and foolish men end in death. While the teacher clearly promotes wisdom for the enjoyment of an earthly life, he is unable to ascribe eternal meaning to it. In light of this perceived senselessness, the teacher suggests that one should enjoy the simple pleasures of daily life, such as eating, drinking, and taking enjoyment in one's work, which are gifts from the hand of God. Ultimately the author concludes that his search for meaning to this life points to the fact that humankind's paramount duty is to "Fear God and keep his commandments (12:13)."

SONG OF SOLOMON:
The book consists of a cycle of poems about erotic love, largely in the form of a dialogue between a bridegroom and a bride. The Song of Solomon is not quoted by New Testament writers.

ISAIAH:

The first 39 chapters of Isaiah consist primarily of prophecies of the judgments awaiting nations that are persecuting Judah...The prophecies concerning them can be summarized as saying that God is the God of the whole earth, and that nations which think of themselves as secure in their own power and might will be conquered by other nations, at God's command...The judgments, however, are not only against those who persecute Isaiah's country, Judah...Judah thinks itself safe because of its covenant relationship with God. However, God tells Judah (through Isaiah) that the covenant cannot protect them when they have broken it by idolatry, the worship of other gods, and by acts of injustice and cruelty, which oppose God's law.

...Chapters 24-34, while too complex to characterize easily, are primarily concerned with prophecies of a "Messiah," a person anointed or given power by God, and of the Messiah's kingdom, where justice and righteousness will reign.

JEREMIAH:

The book of Jeremiah depicts a remarkably introspective prophet, a prophet struggling with and often overwhelmed by the role into which he has been thrust. Jeremiah alters efforts to warn the people with pleas for mercy until he is ordered to "pray no more for this people" -- and then sneaks in a few extra pleas between the lines. He engages in extensive performance art, walking about in the streets with a yolk about his neck and engaging in other efforts to attract attention. He is taunted, put in jail, at one point thrown in a pit to die. He is often bitter about his experience, and expresses the anger and frustration he feels. He is not depicted as a man of iron. And yet he continues.

Jeremiah's prophecies are noted for the frequent repetitions found in them of the same words, phrases, and imagery. They cover the period of about 30 years. They are not in chronological order. Modern scholars do not believe they have reliable theories as to when, where, and how the text was edited into its present form.

LAMENTATIONS:

The book consists of five separate poems. In chapter 1 the prophet dwells on the manifold miseries oppressed by which the city sits as a solitary widow weeping sorely. In chapter 2 these miseries are described in connection with the national sins that had caused them. Chapter 3 speaks of hope for the people of God. The chastisement would only be for their good; a better day would dawn for them. Chapter 4 laments the ruin and desolation that had come upon the city and temple, but traces it only to the people's sins. Chapter 5 is a prayer that Zion's reproach may be taken away in the repentance and recovery of the people.

The first four poems (chapters) are acrostics, like some of the Psalms (25, 34, 37, 119), i.e., each verse begins with a letter of the Hebrew alphabet taken in order. The first, second, and fourth have each twenty-two verses, the number of the letters in the Hebrew alphabet. The third has sixty-six verses, in which each three successive verses begin with the same letter. The fifth is not acrostic, but also has twenty-two verses.

EZEKIEL:
The book of Ezekiel is a record of the prophesying of Ezekiel who delivered these oracles and prophecies orally at first.

DANIEL:
The book is set during the Babylonian Captivity, a period when Jews were deported and exiled to Babylon. The book revolves around the figure of Daniel, an Israelite who becomes an advisor to Nebuchadnezzar, the ruler of Babylon from 605 BC - 562 BC.

The book has two distinct parts: a series of narratives and four apocalyptic visions. Three of the narratives involve Daniel, who has the gift of prophecy, interpreting the meaning of dreams and divine omens. Two other narratives feature Israelites who have been condemned for their piety being miraculously saved from execution. In the second part of the book, the author reveals and partially interprets a set of visions which are described in the first person.

HOSEA:
The book may be divided into two parts, the first containing chapters 1-3, and symbolically representing the idolatry of Israel under imagery borrowed from the matrimonial relation; Hosea marries a prostitute, as the Lord said, "The people in this land have acted like prostitutes and abandoned the Lord."

The figures of marriage and adultery are common in the Hebrew Bible as representations of the relationship between God and the people of Israel. Here we see the apostasy of Israel and its punishment, with its future repentance, forgiveness, and restoration.

The second part, containing 4-14, is a summary of Hosea's discourses, filled with denunciations, threatenings, exhortations, promises, and revelations of mercy.

The unique contribution of Hosea is the extended metaphor of marriage in chapters 1-3. There is scholarly disagreement on whether the marriage is entirely symbolic or descriptive of actual events.

JOEL:
A prophecy of a great public calamity then impending over the land, consisting of a want of water and an extraordinary plague of locusts (1:1-2:11)...The prophet then calls on his countrymen to repent and to turn to God, assuring them of his readiness to forgive (2:12-17), and foretelling the restoration of the land to its accustomed fruitfulness (18-26)...Finally, the prophet foretells portents and judgments as destined to fall on the enemies of God (ch. 3, but in the Hebrew text 4).

AMOS:
Chapters one and two look at the nations surrounding Israel and then Israel itself through a moral/ethical filter. Chapters three to six are a collection of verses that look more specifically at Israel's transgressions. Chapters seven to nine include visions that Yahweh gave Amos as well as Amaziah's rebuke of the prophet. The last section of the book (7:1 to 9:8), commonly referred to as the Book of Visions, contains the only narrative section.

OBADIAH:
The Book of Obadiah...is the shortest book, only one chapter long...An Old Testament
prophet was [professedly] not only a person who was given divine insight into future events, but a person whom the Lord used to declare his word.

The first nine verses in the book foretell total destruction in the land of Edom at the hand of the Lord. Obadiah writes that this destruction will be so complete that it will be even worse than a thief who comes at night, for not even a thief would destroy everything. The Lord will allow all allies of Edom to turn away and help chase Edom out of its land. What is the reason for such a harsh punishment? Verses ten through fourteen explain that when Israel (the Lord’s chosen people) was attacked, Edom refused to help them, thus acting like an enemy. What is even worse is that Edom and Israel share a common blood line through their founders who were brothers, Jacob and Esau. Because of this gross neglect of a relative, Edom will be covered with shame and destroyed forever. The final verses, fifteen through twenty-one, depict the restoration of Israel and the wiping out of the Edomites. Verse eighteen says that there will be no survivors from the house of Esau once the destruction is complete. Israel will become a holy place and its people will return from exile and inhabit the land once inhabited by the Edomites. The final verse of the prophecy places the Lord as King who will rule over all the mountains of Edom.

JONAH:
...this book tells the story of an apparently inept prophet who becomes one of the most effective prophets in the entire Bible...The book itself was probably written in the post-exilic period (after 530 BCE) and based on oral traditions that had been passed down from the eighth century BCE.

MICAH:
The purpose of writing the book was to express disdain for the corruptions and pretensions of Jerusalem and its leaders. In an era of urbanization, he championed the traditions of early Israel. Micah condemned religious practice untethered from ethical performance (3:9–10, 6:3–5, 6–8). Micah was probably not a professional prophet. He criticizes the prophets who give oracles for money (3:11) or tailor their messages according to their clients' generosity (3:5). His credentials are divine inspiration and his unflinching stand for moral truth (3:8). His strong sense of call is exhibited in virtually every line. Fervently yet concisely he speaks to the issues of his day in terms of Israel's covenant obligations.

NAHUM:
Redundant. Yep.

HABAKKUK:
The major theme of Habakkuk is trying to grow from a faith of perplexity and doubt to the height of absolute trust in God. Habakkuk addresses his concerns over the fact that the punishment for Judah's sins is going to be executed by what was thought to be a sinful nation in Habakkuk's eyes.

Habakkuk is unique among the prophets in that he openly questions the wisdom of God.

ZEPHANIAH:
More copiers...
...Great Day of the Lord...Judgment on Israel's Enemies...Wickedness of Jerusalem ...Punishment & Conversion...Song of Joy...

HAGGAI:
It consists of two brief, comprehensive chapters. The object of the prophet is generally urging the people to proceed with the rebuilding of the second Jerusalem temple in 520 BCE after the return of the deportees. Haggai attributes a recent drought to the peoples' refusal to rebuild the temple, which he sees as key to Jerusalem’s glory. The book ends with the prediction of the downfall of kingdoms...

ZECHARIAH:
The main emphasis is that God is at work and plans to live again with His people in Jerusalem. He will save them from their enemies and cleanse them from sin. These same chapters helped the writers of the Gospel understand Jesus’ suffering, death and resurrection, which they quoted as they wrote of Jesus’ final days. Finally, Revelation draws on Zechariah as well as it narrates the denouement of history.

MALACHI:

The book of Malachi was written to correct the lax religious and social behaviour of the Israelites – particularly the priests – in post-exilic Jerusalem. Although the prophets urged the people of Judah and Israel to see their exile as punishment for failing to uphold their covenant with Yahweh, it was not long after they had been restored to the land and to Temple worship that the people’s commitment to their God began, once again, to wane. It was in this context that the prophet commonly referred to as Malachi delivered his prophecy.

In 1:2, Malachi has the people of Israel question God’s love for them. This introduction to the book illustrates the severity of the situation which Malachi addresses. The graveness of the situation is also indicated by the dialectical style with which Malachi confronts his audience. Malachi proceeds to accuse his audience of failing to respect God as God deserves. One way in which this disrespect is made manifest is through the substandard sacrifices which Malachi claims are being offered by the priests. While Yahweh demands animals that are “without blemish” (Leviticus 1:3, NRSV), the priests, who were “to determine whether the animal was acceptable” (Mason 143), were offering blind, lame and sick animals for sacrifice because they thought nobody would notice.

In 2:10, Malachi addresses the issue of divorce. On this topic, Malachi deals with divorce both as a social problem (“Why then are we faithless to one another ... ?” 2:10) and as a religious problem (“Judah ... has married the daughter of a foreign god” 2:11). In contrast to the book of Ezra, Malachi urges the people to remain steadfast to the wives of their youth.

Malachi also criticizes his audience for questioning God’s justice. He reminds them that God is just, exhorting them to be faithful as they await that justice. Malachi quickly goes on to point out that the people have not been faithful. In fact, the people are not giving God all that God deserves. Just as the priests have been offering unacceptable sacrifices, so the people have been neglecting to offer their full tithe to the Lord. The result of these shortcomings is that the people come to believe that no good comes out of serving God.

Malachi assures the faithful among his audience that in the eschaton, the differences between those who served God faithfully and those who did not will become clear. The book concludes by calling upon the teachings of Moses and by promising that Elijah will return prior to the Day of the Lord.

Ganesh

"You need to open your mind." The words floated off the end of his tongue. "You are on a journey of self-discovery. There is no path that takes more work. You need to be honest. Many obstacles to overcome. Hell, if my mass can ride on that little mouse you see scurrying around, you can make this path of your own." Friendly punch to Pingu's shoulder. "And no drugs," he said with a smirk, "you leave that to the kids."